It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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