Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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