god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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