But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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