So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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