Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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