how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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