we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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