Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
literally had 100 drinks last night.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i need some magic done to my vagina
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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