i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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