Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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