Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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