remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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