im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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