How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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