Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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