With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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