is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
then he tried to convert me to islam
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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