rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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