If i come over, it means nothing
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
