you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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