just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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