yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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