come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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