He is such a slut. More and more my type.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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