How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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