No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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