Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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