After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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