good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize