Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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