I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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