you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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