im about as happy as oj after his trial
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
