I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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