People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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