How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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