we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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