I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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