physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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