On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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