Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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