Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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