Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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