69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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