Having a random hookup so left but love u
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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