I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
sarcasm needs its own font
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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