I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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