Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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