How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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