I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to stop coming to work sober
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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