you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
