I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
